I don’t know who this Tiana Silliphant is — Google suggests she was married to the dude who wrote The Poseidon Adventure — but she clearly WANTS people to know her.

Why else would she show up to a Broadway opening night dressed like she just broken into Bai Ling’s closet? She looks like the bareback rider for an adults-only circus. For an extra $15, she’ll twirl your baton.