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CAMERON DIAZ: Hey, Tom?
TOM CRUISE: Yes, Cam?
CAMERON: We’re awesome.
TOM: Why in particular, Cam?
CAMERON: Because that Heigl chick stopped going to any premieres for Killers after it died in the U.S. And yet here we are, still aggressively pimping our forgotten rom-com Knight and Day.
TOM: That’s right!
CAMERON: And looking dapper doing it!
TOM: That’s RIGHT!
CAMERON: We are freaking American HEROES, dude.
TOM: YEAH! Even with that weird flappy thing on your dress!
CAMERON: Yeah!
TOM: And how it’s kind of crinkly!
CAMERON: … Yeah?
TOM: And even…
CAMERON: You’re going to keep going, Baron von Undershirt?
TOM:… You’re right. Listen, all things considered, we look fantastic.
CAMERON: Thank you. 
TOM: We’re working hard for a movie people don’t care about, and we should be honored for it!
CAMERON: That’s my point!
TOM: We should be knighted on this day.
CAMERON: … Too far, Tom. Too far.