Some days I feel so indecisive.
I just can’t come to a final opinion on this dress, so maybe I’ll make a good old-fashioned Pro/Con list.
PRO: It fits her.
CON: People are going to think that mark on her left boob is a majorly misplaced nipple.
PRO: It probably isn’t a majorly misplaced nipple.
CON: Is it?
PRO: No. It can’t be.
CON: Whatever you say.
PRO: Stop it! No one has nipples in their armpits.
CON: Sure, fine.
PRO: Snap out of it. Hey, she has nice shoulders.
CON: But look how skinny that thing makes her sternum look. I could play “Twinkle Twinkle Little Star” on that sucker.
PRO: Oh, you are so crabby. She’s always been thin and she looks way healthier now than she did on some seasons of Will and Grace.
CON: True, and her hair does look sort of great.
PRO: HEY. BACK OFF. You are stealing my positivity.
CON: Fine, fine…. okay, here’s one: I am not wild about all that tulle.
PRO: At least the silhouette is interesting, though! And I mean, she’s looked way worse before. Remember this old thing?
CON: Dude, I could never forget. And this one was even worse! The MAKEUP!
PRO: I think I just wooed you onto my side.
CON: I hate it when we agree.