I was all set to love this dress when I saw a thumbnail of this photo. And then:

60th Primetime Emmy Awards - Arrivals

Another beautiful moment ruined by the wrong undergarment. I love a red bra — or perhaps more accurately, red boob patches — as much as anyone, but methinks the jazzy lingerie turns sour if it makes people stare at you, brow furrowed, wondering if they should alert a medic to your bleeding chest wounds.