So, last night, I found myself watching MY STRANGE ADDICTION on TLC, and the episode was about a woman who couldn’t stop eating Comet (sad, and also not a good idea) and a girl who COULD NOT STOP TANNING  — she went to three different salons a day, ever day, and also used Wesson oil as sunscreen — and you guys, she was not even as tan as Ashley Tisdale looks here:

I feel like when you’ve out-burnished the girl whose parents called a basic cable network to intervene about her tanning, it’s time to STEP AWAY FROM THE BRONZER.

Girl, I love you, but it’s like Face By Jersey Shore over here.

Oh, the dress? Didn’t even notice it.  What do you think?