To be more correct, Paris looks like her mother — a woman who, I’ve recently learned from this season of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, is quite a character — while Nicky looks like she’s starring in a Netflix movie about a journalist who has to go undercover in Lake Como for Reasons. Let’s say that the online publication for which she works is about to go belly-up and this is a last-ditch effort to save her job and the jobs of her coworkers by landing a giant story about a famous handsome movie star who lives exclusively in his villa there. (Never mind that one big story cannot save a website. This flies for a Netflix movie!) And she does this by staying in the villa next to his — it’s vacant, but she’s squatting and hiding from the dudes doing the renovations, which will provide a lot of funny physical comedy — and pretending to be a countess. The movie star will fall in love with her and give the website a massive cash infusion, and the actual owners of the villa will love what she’s done to the place! Paris will have a cameo as a socialite who thinks Nicky is GREAT. Her one line will be, “I think she’s GREAT!”. Coming your way on Netflix, summer 2022.

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