Oh, Emma, girl, I just do not know.

2010 Vanity Fair Oscar Party Hosted By Graydon Carter - Arrivals
Those filmy demi-rosettes give the unfortunate impression that your boobs have eyelids, and cast shadows that look like pupils, making the rest of your torso resemble an incredibly depressed face. In fact, it is the very face I’m making now, directed at your stylist.