It is a weird world when I say to Jess, “I’m going to fug Demi,” and I then have to specify that I am referring to Moore, and not Lovato. Whom I cannot distinguish from Selena Gomez, but either girl could pass believably as Demi Moore’s offspring, and that brings us back around to the topic at hand:

82nd Annual Academy Awards - Arrivals
This dress is legitimately beautiful, except that it’s pinching Demi SO HARD across the bodice that her skin is leaking over the side. Possibly painfully. You know, we look at Christina Hendricks sometimes and we think, “Is it REALLY THAT HARD to find something to fit her chest? REALLY?” But Demi’s is like an eighth of the size, and apparently she can’t find anything, either. Life is hard.