On one hand, it looks like what might happen if fish scales and lace mated. On the other, it’s French and so is she, and she’s so pretty and she was so, so lovely and adorable when she won, and you know what? I think I might sort of….like it.


I mean, for one thing, it’s certainly very flattering on her. She looks like a sexy fish-lady on her wedding day, which I know SOUNDS weird and rude, but I mean it in totally the most complimentary way. You feel me, right? Tell me you feel me: