Literally these are hot pants, the likes of which I’ve most recently seen on Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders: Making The Team, one of my GREATEST guilty¬† pleasures of reality television and (I assume) a tragic casualty of the pandemic. MUST I LOSE EVERYTHING? But not on any other humans recently — unless y’all are now wearing them at home.

Regardless, this is a hoot, what with the matching white boots, the matching tans, Elizabeth’s fantastic hoop earrings and big old diamond ring. What else¬†would a superstar wear to fly into Heathrow in July? I’d say that I want to read this book, but I already did.

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