In what is clearly the most sensitive, intellectual, and serious soul-searching piece we’ve ever written:

“Being Victoria Beckham became a career of its own — it takes a lot of
work to find sunglasses whose lenses are larger than one’s fake boobs –
and she made it look fun. On Posh’s list of commandments, etched into
stone tablets by a press-on nail, we’re pretty sure “Thou Shalt Not Be
Ordinary” was at the top of the list, perhaps right under “Thou Shalt
Not Smile, for Thy Face Might Look Fat.””

But now she’s TAKEN OUT HER BREAST IMPLANTS. We don’t know how to DEAL WITH THIS. We HATE CHANGE. Why, Posh? WHHHHY? Etc, at NY