Does it surprise you that Alcide gets the highest ranking, and most because he is smart enough to take his shirt off, like, A LOT? What say we about our leading lady? I know you’re wondering. In part:
“We suggest Sookie Netflix the middle seasons of Buffy to learn how to incorporate more vampire-friendly separates into her wardrobe.”
But how did we rank her? How did Eric do? IS ALCIDE NAKED IN HIS ACCOMPANYING PICTURE? (He is; you’re welcome.) Read the rest of it here!