SO. MUCH. GLOBES. COVERAGE:
“The bad news is that this is less Alexis Colby (in other words: bad ass and turban-wearing) and more Krystle Carrington (slather the camera lens with Vaseline and then “passionately” “kiss” an octogenarian on a bear-skin rug)”
Whomever could we be mean? Pop over to Vulture and find out.