And YES, we included the time he and Britney wore those matching denim outfits. It’s only the best thing ever. Also good?

“Justin’s cornrows — not to mention his Dazed and Confused–inspired glasses — are transfixingly terrible, kicking off a long and often painful series of attempts to revolutionize his own head. Clearly The Lou Pearlman Guide to Being in a Boy Band didn’t have a chapter called “Leaving Well Enough Alone.””

So hop over to Vulture and read the rest. We promise you DENIM. BRITNEY SPEARS DANCE-OFFS AND DENIM.