I hate to fug a lady when she’s pregnant, but not all maternity wear is as cute as Natalie’s wee snuggly baby is going to be.

I’m sure this felt very schoolgirlish, but to me it reads very “Liza Minnelli IS Annie in Little Orphan AARP. Coming soon to West Palm Beach’s Dinnertime Playhouse Sponsored By DentuCreme.” Although I have to admit, while it doesn’t work for me as an outfit, I would totally go see that show. Like, today.