I’m running out of explanations for why Nicki Minaj… well, let’s just stop there: for why, Nicki Minaj?

My best guess here is that she thinks EVERYBODY goes skiing in a catsuit, a cropped puffer coat, and a hip cage. Although from another angle…

… she might simply be trying to start a codpiece revolution. Incidentally, A Codpiece Revolution” is going to be the title of my collaborative album with J.Lo and Kanye. It drops next month. Into a puddle. On another planet.

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