Riddle me this: What is the point of going to one of these parties if you can’t even lift the passed apps — or, worse, the champagne!!! — to your lips?! The spicy tuna cones and mini sliders are the entire point. The structure of this dress means you also can’t tuck your hair behind your ear or scratch your nose, and, frankly, it seems annoying:
“Help. All I can do is take my own pulse. Someone please take my hair out of my lip gloss and feed me a caprese skewer.”
PS: Naomi is playing Jackie Kennedy in this project, but Jackie was already dead when JFK Jr. met and married Carolyn Bessette so I fear she is playing one of Ryan Murphy’s absolute favorite tropes: Someone’s Ghost Mom. (I am sure she will be technically good, but. You know.)
