When I was looking over the pictures from last night’s events, I saw this photo — labeled, enticingly, “CHLOE SEVIGNY” — first:

Obviously, you can imagine the thrill with which I imagined what the rest of this look could possibly BE! I was picturing something three parts dominatrix, two parts 70s kindergarten teacher, one part Cosby sweater.

Imagine my dismay to find that she’s really just wearing a totally cute plaid coat, its only hint of wackitude being fringe-y leather epaulets.  Life is so disappointing.