When I was looking over the pictures from last night’s events, I saw this photo — labeled, enticingly, “CHLOE SEVIGNY” — first:
Obviously, you can imagine the thrill with which I imagined what the rest of this look could possibly BE! I was picturing something three parts dominatrix, two parts 70s kindergarten teacher, one part Cosby sweater.
Imagine my dismay to find that she’s really just wearing a totally cute plaid coat, its only hint of wackitude being fringe-y leather epaulets. Life is so disappointing.