I mean, yes, this is a sequined Glamour Don’t bar across her boobs:

And said Don’t Bar appears to be de-pixelating at the most pertinent bits, which is generally alarming, especially as all that’s between us and said bits is some illusion netting. On paper, I should loathe this. But there’s part of me that feels like she might, against all odds, be selling this.

Are you buying?

  • No. THANK YOU BUT NO. (55%, 2,161 Votes)
  • I might? If the price is right. (36%, 1,414 Votes)
  • Yes. I will take two! (9%, 347 Votes)

Total Voters: 3,922

Loading ... Loading ...

[Photo: Getty]