2010 MTV Movie Awards - Arrivals

AUDRINA: Hey, Heidi.
STEPHANIE: Wrong Pratt. I’m the one that CAN’T divorce Spencer.
AUDRINA: Oh, sorry. But I’m sure you understand my confusion. You look like you’re trying to turn yourself into Heidi, twelve surgeries ago.
STEPHANIE: Well, you kind of look like Snooki.
AUDRINA: Excuse me?!?
STEPHANIE: You started from the bottom up, and by the time you got to your head, you were too tired to care. 
AUDRINA: How can you accuse me of not caring, when I’m wearing a dress with THIS up its sleeve? 

2010 MTV Movie Awards - Arrivals

STEPHANIE: You mean… a sleeve?
AUDRINA: Didn’t see THAT coming, did you?!?
STEPHANIE: It was a surprise as exciting as a lunch scene on our show.
AUDRINA: Right! Wait, hang on…
STEPHANIE: Also, your feet look like an accessories rack at Cankle Barn. Are you trying at all any more? Or are you just trying to be really unevenly bronzed and sparkly, in the hope that Jersey Shore 3: Shore Thang will bring you on and make you a star?
AUDRINA: Stephanie, I don’t need that show. I dated Ryan Cabrera.
STEPHANIE: My point exactly.
AUDRINA: Oh, crap.