Several years ago, the dude who sat in the desk across from me and I had this shtick where we’d jocularly refer to celebs by overly familiar nicknames, as though we were old time-y namedroppers. Like, “I’m thinking about heading down to Bermuda with Mike Douglas and Cathy Zeta Jones,” or “I can’t believe Tommy Cruise is marrying that kid from Dawson’s Creek! Do you think his old co-star Tony Edwards will be invited to the wedding?” Sometimes you have to make your own fun.

I must have been channeling him this morning, thought, because when I saw this, I thought, “Damn, Annie Hathaway looks like a million bucks!”  Overly familiar, yes, but also correct.