You know, I have no sympathy here. This is a prison of Scary Spice’s own making.
Mel B shows her Hula Hoop skills while filming a new reality series in Los Angeles, Ca

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I mean, if you’re going to wear leggings with a lacy racing stripe down the side — and especially if you’re going to wear them with electric-blue heels that deserve a proper outfit to go with them — then some devoted member of the crusade against the Spandex Scourge is absolutely going to try and lasso you with a hula hoop. That’s just the way it is. Come to think of it, Lindsay Lohan may be safer in prison.