It’s finally here: Mega Python vs. Gatoroid, the Syfy movie in which Debbie Gibson and Tiffany co-star and — SPOILER — have some kind of slapfight. (I am unclear whether either of them is supposed to be the titular Mega Python or Gatoroid, so don’t ask.) But the premiere drew out a few other ’80s or ’90s classics as well, like Downtown Julie Brown up there, who seems to have relocated from downtown to The Lube Room in the Basement of Camelot. She kind of looks like Bizarro Jane Seymour, like if Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman, opened a nightclub and started prescribing pills. I would go to that nightclub. Not for the pills, though. For the moonshine. You know the medicine lady makes it right.

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