Last night, something happened in Hollywood. The men came out. And they looked…well, let’s get real, you guys: They looked totally cracked out. I don’t know if there’s some new hallucinogen in the water, or if these dudes have finally collapsed under the pressure of the fact that the holidays are coming at us like that runaway train in that movie where Denzel is wry and heroic and Chris Pine is young and sassy, but SOMETHING is up.