LYNDSEY RODRIGUES: I’m Lyndsey Rodrigues, former Australian MTV VJ!
RYAN KWANTEN: I’m Ryan Kwanten, current Jason Stackhouse on True Blood, where I am both hilarious and EXTREMELY NAKED.
LYNDSEY: I wish you were naked right now.
RYAN: Excuse me! I don’t even know you!
LYNDSEY: We’re posing for pictures together! Doesn’t that mean we’re dating?
RYAN: I don’t think so.
LYNDSEY: Oh. Awkward.
RYAN: Although I must admit that nudity might be preferable to what you are wearing.
LYNDSEY; What are you talking about? My bodice has a newspaper print, and the skirt is made of Hefty bags. This whole look is essentially a salute to recycling.
RYAN: Um. Well. I guess I can’t argue with that.
LYNDSEY: Exactly. Now, can you get me a job?