Lisa Rinna was on The Traitors this season, and its finale is tonight — and, conveniently, she’s also promoting her newly released memoir, You Better Believe I’m Gonna Talk About It, so she’s been marching around New York City in some fairly calm outfits by her own standards that are dramatic by most other people’s. I hope there is an entire chapter about the time her Days of our Lives character had to perform “O Holy Night” in the Brady family pub. Billie was meant to be a singer; Lisa… is not, and that is a MEAN song to give somebody who isn’t Celine.
