Kerry Washington here is in a movie called Life Is Hard in Cracktown.

My reaction was, you’d have to be the MAYOR of Cracktown to WEAR THAT SWEATER….THING. What is the deal with this?

I mean….what IS this? It’s like a knit straitjacket. It’s cozy arm restraints. It’s an infant’s poncho. It’s PINNING YOUR ARMS TO YOUR SIDES TO PREVENT YOU FROM DRINKING YOUR COCKTAIL. It’s pure evil.