Hey y’all WHY DO I KEEP DOING THESE FACES TO MY FACE? I don’t know. What if it freezes in one of these and then People magazine will do a cover story and call it BRITNEY SPEARS FROZEN FACE TRAGEDY and People en Espanol will call it BRITNEY SPEARS TRAGEDIA CARE CONGELADA and it will be so embarrassing. (I am learning Spanish in my dressing room because telenovelas are so interesting but I can’t always tell who wants to push who down what.)

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