Remember when Katie Holmes went by “Kate” for like two minutes when Tom Cruise decided…something? I long for her tell-all, which I only hope I live to read. (Not because I think I’m gonna fall into a crevasse presently or anything — I just think it’s going to be legally embargoed until a LOT of people are dead, including possibly her, and I’m older than she is. SOMETHING TO LIVE FOR!) Anyway, she wore some pants.