Project Runway is back, but… admit it: Aren’t you maybe a little bored of all that? Surely there are some other professions that deserve the spotlight for a change, no? For example:

“Who are the maestros of nomenclature who stare into a swatch of yellow-tinged white and think, I know — “June Vision”! How do they kill time at work when a shade of violet isn’t inspiring their inner wordsmiths? […] Do they ever get bitter and name a color after a failed office romance, like, say, “Jilted Scarlett” or “Dead Asshat”? We must know. The spin-off can involve the people who name cashmere colors for J.Crew.

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