I’ll give you one guess as to which odious couple inspired us to write this handy-dandy primer.

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag push her Playboy Magazine spread at LAX airport in Los Angeles, CA

[Photo: Splash News]

But although Spencer and Heidi are the most virulent famewhores among us, they’re not the only ones who offer us all very instructive examples so that everyone can strive to become as famous as possible for doing as little as possible:

“[Y]ou don’t need GOOD taste in men: If there’s an available dude of any
repute at all, even if he’s in the middle of a mid-life crisis in which
he wears only Ed Hardy shirts and flip-flops while neglecting his
houseful of children, POUNCE.”

You can probably guess about whom we’re talking here. Click here to drop by Lemondrop.com and read the rest of the piece. Unless you are Kim Kardashian, in which case, you might not love what we have to say.