I don’t know what Keke Palmer is doing right now, in a global sense, so I looked it up: She’s apparently on the spy drama Berlin Station and season three of MTV’s Scream series. Which is appropriate, because she was the star of a very successful horror film known as That Year She Won Fug Madness With Glue-Gunned DiCaprio Pants. So, while I am unclear on why she’s squatting on the red carpet in a Playboy-themed leather halter top, I think we can all agree it’s a blessing that her pants are, indeed, made of pants, and have not been turned into a lusty teen’s Justin Bieber scrapbook.

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