Kate has now been on the Swimsuit Edition cover three times — but really five, if you consider that the 2017 issue has three versions. She has only worn a technically complete bathing suit once, and her face looks different in all of them, due to the fact that I think Sports Illustrated’s photographers aren’t actually paying that much attention to that part. Join me as we compare the new three covers to the first two, and decide whether ANY of them are even any good. Spoiler: For me, only one of them is. Spoiler No. 2: I am not convinced Kate Upton is a very good model.

[Photos: SI]