I know this is sacrilege to most people, but I don’t think Kate Moss walks on fashion water.

And I really don’t think she needed to dress up for the Fashion Awards as a walking fishnet stocking. But, stick a lampshade on her head, stamp her with FRAGILE, and put her on your lawn, and you’ve got the start of a great Christmas Story lawn diorama. You could add a piece every day until December 25 — a blue (bowling) ball, a BB gun, some Chinese food, some Ovaltine, a bar of soap, a tongue stuck to a metal pole… it could be magical. Hey, maybe Kate Moss IS inspiring to me after all.

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