This is so early 90s, but in the best way. It’s like my dream dress for my 8th grade dance — which, okay, fine, was in 1989 and I know some of you weren’t even born then, but that’s why I got to fudge that reference a bit! The truth is that I feel like she looks like the lead character from a plotline they lifted out of Singles, in which Debbie’s flirtatious cousin moves to Seattle, refuses to transition to grunge, and summarily ruins Debbie’s life. The exciting news is that if I want to recreate this plotline in my own life, this dress is a mere $2295! (If I shell out for it, I do expect Chris Evans to come with it. That’s how it works, right?)

[Nicky Nelson/]