“HOLA LOVERS. Listen. If I had known Hustlers would get a tongue-bath in Toronto, I might have made them release it later. Because now the chatter is moving. Now it’s Little Women blah, Marriage Story zzzz. Well. I and my mink elbows and my satin and my lush seasonal greens are here to tell you that you DISREGARD MY PERFORMANCE AT YOUR PERIL. Do you want to miss out on what I have planned? NO YOU DO NOT. You do not make a Lopez Cocktail and then leave it in the shaker. You serve it. YOU SERVE IT. I will if you will. LOPEZ 2020.”

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