“EVERYONE, COME BE CONGREGATING BECAUSE WE NEED TO DO SOME CONVERSATING. MY LADY’S NERVES WERE DEBILITATING, BUT NOW SHE’S OUT PARTICIPATING, EXCEPT HER SHIRTS ARE DISSIPATING AND IT’S NOT WHAT I WAS ANTICIPATING. I DON’T MEAN TO BE FACILITATING UNDERBOOB-MUSTACHE-HATING, BUT I’M STRUGGLING WITH ARTICULATING WHAT IT IS SHE’S ILLUSTRATING.. BUT SHE SAID THAT THIS IS TITILLATING, AND I SAY IT’S JUST AGGRAVATING, CALCULATING, NOT A SHIRT BUT JUST MASQUERADING. AND IT’S ME SHE’S INCRIMINATING WITH THIS BAD DECISION-MAKING. HELP ME ‘CAUSE SHE NEEDS PERSUADING. I’M WISHING I COULD BE ESCAPING. INSTEAD I’M HIDING IN SOMETHING INSULATING BUT MAYBE THIS WAS OVER-COMPENSATING. THESE PEOPLE ARE ANNIHILATING. DOES ANYONE HAVE PASTRY?”

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