Michelle Hunziker is an Italian/German model/TV hostess (I believe she is was the very popular German game show¬†Wetten, dass….? which used to get VERY FAMOUS celebrities to do crazy shit ) and she claimed a cult made her divorce her first husband. Who hasn’t gone through that, amirite? She does not really look like Claudia Schiffer, but I saw this photo VERY SMALL at first and without my glasses on and I was like “CLAUDIA WHAT IS HAPPENING.” I certainly stand by the “what is happening” part of that question: The bottom of this look is EXTREMELY flappy. About 45% flappier than it needs to be.

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