Oh, man. SJP. I don’t even know:

By which I mean, I DO know, and what I know is that this is the sort of thing you expect to see on a totally nutty and very old society matron. It’s Muffy Bitsy Astor-St John Higgenbottom meets Maude. And the crazy thing is, the part that I like BEST is the part she stole from Maude. That long vest could actually be awesome when paired with the right Everything Else — in other words, not with the old musty formal someone’s granny tossed in the back of her closet after her eighth Gala to Cure Muffin Top. Admittedly, that’s a cause very close to my heart, but still.

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