I have missed you, Sharon Stone. I have missed you much. And I wish that I could hang out with you, because you look like a kick at this event. First of all, props on the very pretty, very classy, very subtle dress…that you’ve promptly un-subtle-ized with your impessive cleav. Are you angling to be the first 50-something Victoria’s Secret Angel? Because, honestly, I am pretty sure that would be awesome. You’d be predictably kicky at all the media events, if your behavior at this one is anything to go on.

Please, enter the slideshow and get some play-by-play. Ahem. Fine. THE ALLEGED play-by-play. That I might have made up. BUT I’M PRETTY SURE I DIDN’T.