Hey, look, it’s two of my favorites from Stranger Things. Joe looks exactly like you would imagine, minus the back side of his famous mane. This is what the beans’ hair would do, left unchecked. And Sadie is so, so lovely, but I don’t think her styling team needs to try quite this hard. Oversize blazer, oversize AND high-waisted jeans, tiny bra top, and babydoll Mary Janes… it’s too much. They’re like J.V. mixologists trying too hard to get a job in the big leagues. I don’t need six different alcohols in this craft beverage; it tastes so strong that it also somehow tastes like nothing, and I would rather have a liver tomorrow.