Harry Potter and the Deathly Fuglows

If we learned anything from the Harry Potter series, it’s that You Know Who and his army of Death Eaters can strike at any moment — causing untold havoc and heartless destruction in their wake. We thought, of course, that Lord Thingy had been vanquished. However:

It seems Voldemort just retreated to the inside of Draco Malfoy’s closet, where he’s slowly wreaking havoc on the man’s wardrobe. But you know what they say: First, one man’s wardrobe, NEXT THE WORLD. Someone find DanRad and have him put his tennis shoes in the safe.

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