Once and forever dreamboat Harrison Ford has officially been alive for eight decades, and I assume he’s celebrating by flying his planes and then hitting a big bowl of premium weed, although that’s also how I imagine him spending pretty much every day that he’s not working (and maybe even some that he is). Happy birthday, Harrison, you eternal snack. Party comfortably knowing that we ALL agree Han shot first.

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