Now I know what’s keeping me from being completely happy.

I’ve seen Prince in orange sequined pajamas. And I’ve seen the Golden Girls. But I’ve never seen Prince and ON the Golden Girls in orange sequined pajamas, and if there’s ANY way to describe this outfit, it’s That’s So Blanche.

Oh, God, now Prince is as upset as I am. I’m sorry, Prince. Do I wish you’d reached for these stars twenty years ago? Yes. Do I blame you? I mean… not really but you probably should have known? We’ll get through this. Eventually.

[Photos: my phone]