I’m sure this will upset a lot of people, because Florence Welch is a Beloved Indie-Type Musical Person Who Is Only Recently Becoming Mainstream So Stop Harshing Her Buzz, Evil Fug Girls. But the thing is, she is not Bjork, and so I am not quite yet ready to give her a pass for a caftanic ode to avian mating rituals. In fact — and this is not entirely Florence’s fault — I’d like to issue a moratorium on swans. Can we JUST do a different motif, please, soon? Turns out Bjork was actually ten years ahead of her time, which by my math means we have about four years before we’re all wearing thneeds.