One of the bonuses of Selena Gomez here dating Justin Bieber is that now I have no trouble remember what she looks like. I have no idea why, since I don’t actually pay any attention to The Biebs — or much, anyway — and yet I know they were seen canoodling on a boat. I wish I picked up more USEFUL information by osmosis  — like what to do in case of a bear attack, or how to train my dragon.

That being said, I think she looks very pretty here indeed. The dress might be a wee tiny weensy bit too large for her, but I’m too tired at this point in the week to make a big hissy fuss about it. The girl’s got enough on her plate with the BieberFeverites all up in her grill, anyway.