There were a lot of pretty things on the red carpet — you know how much I love the color green, and it was in vogue and well-deployed — but Olivia Wilde’s dress is the one I most want to put on in my living room and parade around and maybe dangle a champagne flute from my fingers and then flop down and watch all my stories as if it’s perfectly normal to wear Marchesa at noon while having booze and a PB&J. It’s the dress that feels like it would fix all my problems.

However, she almost ruined it with the hair. I think , taking into account the presence of the bangs, a soft, low bun would’ve set off the gown much better. But it’s a minor quibble, and quickly forgotten once she lifted up her skirt and showed you her shiny surprise. And no, that’s not a euphemism: She’s wearing badass shoes.