In a shocking development, it appears that Tara Reid is still getting invited places:
Admittedly, this particular party also invited Phoebe Price, a handful of lesser Housewives, and Tila Tequila. But STILL. As a matter of fact, now that I think about it, I feel like Tara Reid herself wouldn’t be badly served by BECOMING one of the Housewives of Wherever (not Beverly Hills, because Camille would eat her alive, but she might fit in perfectly on Orange County. They ARE all blonde and busty). Seriously — think about it. I can totally see THIS being worn to some kind of Real Housewives Formal Party, and I can also see her in her little intro package twirling around in it and saying things like, “I used to be a child star, but now my biggest priority is…working on my tan,” or “of COURSE I’m high maintenance….look at me!” (The latter, by the way, being the intro quote from Alexis With The Weird Husband On RHoOC, and I am not ashamed to tell you that thanks to her marble-mouth, it took me well over a month to figure out what she was saying, as it sounded like, “of course I’m hhgeigmgngngee, looooooooookaMY.”) This is a great idea. Get on it, Tara! You can send us a check at your leisure.