As I have noted previously, we now vote on a narrowed down selection of individuals so as not to have your head (and, really, mine) explode. As I said circa last year’s Met Gala, that selection of individuals is chosen using a complex algorithm of Our Feelings + Your Feelings + Level of Celebrity – BORING x crazy x crazy x crazy + your mom. It’s scientific and you can’t fight science. We’re only doing the red carpet this go-around. We all know who looked the worst at the parties, anyway.