JULIANNE HOUGH: I can’t believe we’re still dating!

RYAN SEACREST: Don’t you mean, “dating”?

JULIANNE: Yes.

RYAN: I like your dress.

JULIANNE: Thanks. It’s great, right? Very Elizabeth Taylor 1960s Order A Crate of Chili From Chasen’s To Be Air-Lifted to The Set of Cleopatra, right?

RYAN: Totally. And it completely works with your plan.

JULIANNE: Which plan?

RYAN: To convince people that you’re actually about fifteen years older than you really are. Which is 22 years old.

JULIANNE: How old are YOU again?

RYAN: WE DON’T TALK ABOUT THIS IN PUBLIC.

JULIANNE:  Sorry.